My proof GOD is real

2 days ago I was doing a G-Force experiment when I smacked the fan and a giant piece of glass fell on my head. But luck (more like GOD) was with me. The button on my hat shattered the glass and I escaped unscathed

Review of bad things this year:

I Nearly sett the house on fire SAVED
I nearly seriously harmed myself (With the glass) SAVED
I got sick from JAN-MAY NOT SAVED
I flooded the bathroom in a H2O experiment SAVED
Got hit in the head in a G-Force experiment SAVED
This is my proof that GOD is real (I Ain't dead) (YET)

(Take THAT! Unbelievers)